Comments on: An Exciting Announcement

By: Duke Cheston

Duke Cheston — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:54:11 +0000

I don’t understand why Ms. Johnson thought that was a joke. We here at CAROLINA REVIEW strive to bring our readers the very best, and that means only the finest virgin rain forest trees. Furthermore, the special paper processing technique we use makes the magazine extra-glossy and durable, and, as a side-effect, un-recyclable. My personal philosophy is: if we lose a few colorful frogs, so what? Only the best for CR readers, I say!

By: EC

EC — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:20:59 +0000

Agree!

By: jlcrowde

jlcrowde — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:51:19 +0000

I’m sorry, but this is hilarious

By: Lauren

Lauren — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:49:38 +0000

This just in: new data reveals that the CRSJC is actually the single most effective social justice committee on campus.

By: CRSJCChair

CRSJCChair — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:43:17 +0000

I’m honored to be able to take on this prestigious position for the CR and promise to uphold my duty to bring about social justice. CRSJC Task one: Address rainforest jib grievance.

Committee Statement: The committee finds Johnson’s letter-to-the-editor a greater social injustice due to the mere fact that it was printed in the DTH, a publication that both harms more trees from its larger quantity of copies and doesn’t get recycled like the CR. Furthermore, we, the CRSJC, feel socially-injustified by having to address this grievance. We request that you do not send grievances about the use of the term “socially-injustified” because it is written in our extensive codes and bylaws that we may make up words to suit our needs so further grievance processing would be fiscally irresponsible.

Thank you- The CRSJC Chairperson